The kids and I sat down for an early lunch this afternoon. It was an odd mix of leftovers. My daughter had a slice of pizza and some broccoli. My son had a PB&J and some strawberries and I had some teriyaki chicken and rice. We were all very hungry for some reason so we weren't talking much at
the table until everyone's plates started to clear. Then the chatter started. My daughter had eaten her pizza to the crust and then tore the crust in half and handed me a piece. She said, "You be this guy and I'll be this guy." Then she held up her half of the pizza crust and started bouncing it around, attempting to anthropomorphize it (do I get props for that word, or what?!). Here's how our little pizza crust dialogue went:
Daughter: (in strange, muffled deep voice) What are you doing friend?
Me: (attempting to imitate the bouncing with my half of the crust) I'm getting ready to be eaten.
Daughter: NO! NO! Don't let her eat you! No!
Me: How do I stop her?
Daughter: (looks mischievously at the pizza crust in her hand and takes a big bite out of it) Ah! No! No! Help!
Me: (taking a big ol' hunk out of my half of the crust) Sorry man. I can't help you.
My son, the whole time, was watching our conversation with great interest, smiling as the poor crust halves met their fate. I couldn't help myself. I turned to my daughter and said, "You could not be more like your brother." I winked at my son.
He looked at me innocently and said, "What do you mean?"
I just laughed and said, "You know what I mean."
Neither one of us spoke again. I just marveled at my two glorious weirdos who can turn the most mundane items into dramatic scenarios and smiled.