Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Nothing Better To Do

I received a comment today from someone who calls themselves, "BeastTube" on a blog entry that was the most vile, poorly written fragment I've ever laid eyes on. I deleted it immediately but it left a lasting impact. In addition to feeling the need to take a long, hot shower to wipe the filth out of my mind, I wonder some things about Mr. BeastTube:

  1. Who is BeastTube?
  2. What possible satisfaction does it give him to post his sadistic sexual fantasies on a semi-inactive Mama blog like mine?
  3. What is this BeastTube compensating for?

Just for shits and giggles, I'll give my own questions a shot. Here goes:

  1. He's 43, lonely and hasn't been with a woman in over 3 years. He watches way too much porn and plays, "Grand Theft Auto" at least two hours per day.
  2. He's reaching and has tapped out most other demographics. Next on his list: quilting grandmas and scrapbookers
  3. This is a no brainer. Just look at his name.

Anyone else care to post a theory or two?


  1. You just got to quit posting stuff about porno-bailouts, it seems to be draggin' them out of the woodwork. It's sad that people have to compensate for their inadequacies by freaking out true Southern ladies like yourself.

  2. 1. I also think BeastTube is 43 and lives in his Mom's BeastMent.
    2. Not sure what kind of satisfaction he is seeking but I am sure nothing compares to the satisfaction he gets from constantly replaying the Princess Leia gold bikini scene from Star Wars.
    3. 'nuf said.

  3. I am guessing it is a 14yr old kid who plays the badass online for 20 minutes every Tuesday from 4:10PM - 4:30PM while mom is out picking up his younger sister at piano lessons.

  4. "BeastMent" to funny! :)