I just discovered that my "About Me" page, which I haven't revisited in nearly two years, had a misspelled word on it. I used the word hear instead of here. There's really no worse sin for a writer. What a dufus I am. The 20-month-old crisis has been averted. You can all rest easy tonight.
Now I've got to work on updating my photo. Can someone meet me at the gymnastics center this week and snap a picture of me doing a modified (for the 30-and-up crowd) hurkey on the trampoline?
I'm going to die a little inside when I part with that photo. I loves it so.