Thursday, May 22, 2008

Naked Boot Camp

My kids really enjoy being naked, perhaps more than other kids. Tonight, just before their bath, they were both running from the kitchen to the living room and back, naked as a jaybird, singing the following chorus (to the tune of the Spiderman theme song):

Naked girl. Naked girl. Naked naked girl girl girl.


Naked boy. Naked boy. Naked naked boy boy boy.

They sung it in stages like Row Your Boat.

They sung it loud and seemed to gloat.

They sung it soft, too soft to hear.

They sung it slow and loud and clear.

Sorry. I've got a little Seuss vibe going tonight. They actually did sing it in a variety of ways. It was as if Truman was a naked drill sergeant, giving commands for tone and volume to his naked, incorrigible PFC.

Does this type of thing go on in other homes or is it a certifiable freak show at the Hale house?


  1. Don't worry - - my daddy does the very same thing!

  2. I think every house is a freak show on occasion, but at least it keeps things interesting!
    Loved the Dr. Suess thing!

  3. I can assure you that Grandma Mary and I never run through the house singing the "naked" song......that is, not before closing the living room drapes first, made that mistake once, cops can be nasty!!!

  4. I thought I was the only one who had children who enjoyed being without clothes.
    I envision them in their twenties at a nudist beach and cringe.
    I two naked girls and a naked boy that would sing the spider man themed song if they knew it.:)

  5. Here's a quote from my husband to our son last night: "Coleman, get your pepe off of my shoulder." We, too, have a lot of nudity going on...

  6. I can't stop laughing.
    Jules, you and your kids are hysterical... but where in the world did you find this Kaylin chick? "My daddy does the very same thing?!" I'm splitting my hernia open here (I mean 'hear'). Please, (don't) make it stop!

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